Zaphod Beeblebrox has three arms, two heads, and a stolen spaceship. You’re not as clever or stylish as Zaphod, but you are just a human, after all. You can find him, probably at a party he wasn’t invited to, in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams.

 

Don Diego Vega is far more uninspiring, and that’s exactly how he likes it. Nobody would ever suspect him of anything, let alone being the elusive caped crusader known as Zorro, introduced to us by Johnston McCulley in The Curse of Capistrano.